Best beer bike decoration ever!  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5jw3T3Jy70

1. Spring Yield Events: Owl Days & Admit Days
   Aka three hour severy line days

2. Earn $10: Seeking Asian International to participate in a study
   The reason you came all the way to America, $10

3. Baker Institute Event Invite: "New Opportunities if the France-U.S. and Transatlantic Partnership" March 16, 2012
   Amurica

4. Participate in a user study and win $20
   Win $200 bucks for not bowing at the alter of Steve jobs and buying that Android

5. Hepatitis B Awareness Week
   Become aware enough to know it’s not good

6. Baker Institute Event Invite: "Irony and Why It Matters" March 15, 2012
   irony

7. Baker Institute Civic Scientist Lecture - April 12 at 6pm
   The lecture is just titled lecture; I’m hooked

8. SCS Summer Internship Opportunities
   Help Shell not be the next BP

9. RUVC advertisement

            It’s like American Idol for Small Businesses…minus Idol’s the plummeting ratings

10. Rice Intensive English Program
    Because spelling words like announcements is difficult

11. Catalyst Recognizes Students for Publishing
12. 30 mosques in 30 states in 30 days
    like running a marathon without protein bars or water from sun up to sun down

13. Outreach Day 2012!!
14. KTRU Concert: Volunteers Needed
    Free Beer

15. March 27-28, 2012 - Awready! The Houston Hip Hop Conference
    Wready yett? Hip Hop or Lewis Carol poem

16. Rice Forum: Do You Need God to Be Good?
17. The Young Owls Summer Program
    O-Week for high school: can we put them through Grübel?

18. ALMA: workshop on disparities in higher education
19. Apply to join the Rice Standard
20. Year-End Awards - Nominate!
    Chris Chan may have some competition from Wilfred

21. Owls On Stage Talent Show
    Simone and Gabe are awesome. Enough said.

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1. Get Swabbed! Sign up to save a life
   That “The Fray” song was secretly about bone marrow donation

2. Soul Night. Tickets on Sale.
   In case you didn’t see the step performance or sign that invaded Foodback

3. It’s Rice University’s Birthday! “Houston. It’s Worth It” is commemorating this milestone with a new book, “HIWI: Rice.”
   HINI vs. HIWI: the lesser of two evils, one gives you the flu the other gets you a book for your birthday

4. Discount tickets to this summer's "The Lion King" and other BOA and TUTS shows
   Insert Swahili lyrics here

5. SEA Semester is visiting Rice!
   Join laundry Nazi Ben Ong on his trip to clean up the world one ocean at a time

6. Men in Feminism Panel: Wed 3/7, 7pm
   Putting the ‘min’ in feminism

7. Sex and the Servery
   All the fun of sex in the city with corn nuggets and without the horse  (http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/)

8. Rice University Undergraduate Conference Grants for Juniors and Seniors
9. Year-End Awards - Nominate!
   No, Chris Chan you cannot nominate yourself

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1.    Baker Institute Event: “The War on Drugs Has Failed. Is Legalization the Answer?”
Lesson Number One from Occupy Weiss: Weed not Greed…or an  institutional War on Drugs

2.    NASA Undergraduate Scholarship Available - please apply:
Offering the entirety of their Government Funding: 10-cent scholarship

3.    Space Frontier Lecture - "Exit Strategy: Profit, Cosmology, and the Future of Humans in Space" - March 22, 2012
Exit Strategy: How to Get out of the Basement of Sewell

4.    Sandra Soto Lecture, 3/19 7-9 pm: "Thinking While Brown: Ethnic Studies and Arizona's Culture Wars"
Because “Thinking While Purple” makes even less sense

5.    Faculty/Staff/Student discounts for Continuing Studies courses
Pay more to continue the studies you’re already doing…for a discount

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